30 Products That Are So Dark, You'll Want A Light On While Reading This
Warning: products in this post may cause fear and the feeling of someone standing behind you... judging you for purchasing such scary stuff.
1. A pack of three realistic dark heart soaps so creepy you're gonna want to keep them safe in your bedchamber.
Get them from Paranormal Bathtivity on Etsy for $13.
2. A horror coloring book for anyone who prefers to color outside the lines.
Get it from Amazon for $12.18.
3. A skull terrarium that'll turn heads.
Get it from Prismatic Gardens on Etsy for $37.99.
4. A digital print for anyone who doesn't mind art in their home that is a tad skully.
Get it from Print Is Dead Shop on Etsy for $10.70+ (available in three sizes).
5. A classic ouija board so that you can summon demons in the comfort of your own home.
Get it from Amazon for $20.99.
6. A hand-sculpted headband for anyone with a love for odd accessories.
Get it from Weird Sculpture on Etsy for $39.
7. A ceramic necklace that looks “ear-ily” similar to your own ear.
Get it from Tanykerami on Etsy for $24.65 (available in two chain colors).
8. A copy of Mothmeister, a book of haunted fairytales with photos featuring taxidermy art, Elizabethan fabric sculptures, and chillingly stunning landscapes.
Get it from Amazon for $34.43 or from Mothmeister on Etsy for $50.
9. A haunted doll that'll definitely creep you out.
Encouraging review: "I LOVE Halloween and when I saw this doll, I just had to have her. It's sturdy and a good size (typical baby doll size... not too big, not too small). The distressing on her is very realistic and her clothes are good quality. She's completely creepy — my 6-year-old didn't even want to bring her in the house at first. Here's an extra tip, if you get a small glow-in-the-dark bracelet you can stick it inside her eye holes and she'll appear to glow from within!"
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
10. A incense holder for anyone who knows their home feels rather grim.
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
11. A vegan leather bat wing wallet that'll be the best accessory when you're not sure what to wear.
12. A customized vintage glass eye ring so you can wear a ring your friends and family will applaud.
Get it from Odd Ball Oddity on Etsy for $168 (available in sizes 5–11).
13. A 42-piece sticker set that'll be loved by all your house guests...
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
14. A copy of Wicked Plants that you're gonna want for your bookshelf.
Get it from Amazon for $16.02.
15. A door knocker of Baphomet that's gonna scare the hell out of your neighbors.
Get it from Amazon for $23.99.
16. A coffin candle that'll be a ton of fun in your home.
Get it from Creepy Candles on Etsy for $34.95.
17. A toilet scrubber for anyone who feels like death every time they have to clean the toilet.
Get it from Amazon for $32.90.
18. A laser engraved spoon that'll make your family shake in fear.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
19. Or a set of six skull-shaped stirring spoons so you can conjure death in your coffee.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
20. A plant vase that's gonna bring some life back into your home.
Get it from Amazon for $115.
21. A memory coin for anyone who acts dark and mysterious.
Get it from Amazon for $17.
22. A garden gnome that'll make any dead plants in your garden feel right at home.
Get it from Amazon for $16.63+ (available in three styles).
23. A set of human body coasters for anyone who would rather be caught dead than leave a watermark on the table.
Get them from Amazon for $24.99.
24. A serial killer coloring book sure to be the purchase you make that forces your roommates to finally stop you from bringing creepy things back into the house.
Get it from Amazon for $7.92.
25. A shower curtain that'll make all your friends think you truly are Psycho.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in 35 styles and three sizes).
26. A super cool salt and pepper shaker holder.
Get it from Amazon for $16.95.
27. An enamel pin that'll be a very wise addition to your pin collection.
Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
28. A witchy tapestry so you can cover up the truly scary wallpaper on your walls.
Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
29. A mug for anyone who needs a real jolt from their coffee in the morning.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
30. And lastly, a Five Nights at Freddy's game so strange and creepy you might have a hard time playing it.
Get it from Amazon for $22.90.